Celeb News: Lil Wayne done fell off.

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In the imaginary world of celeb news, Farm Report has obtained breaking news. Lil Wayne has apparently been checked into rehab for his addiction... to himself?? A source close to Lil Wayne, who didn't want to be named, we'll call shortie told us quote "Yeah he done fell off." This tragic story is all too common these day it seems. The addiction seems to have stemmed from Lil Wayne seeing himself everywhere.

In TV, radio, all over the media, Internet sex tapes and even cereal boxes. He simply couldn't escape, soon he began to use all those Millie mo' Millie's to buy up his own posters, albums; even going so far as to out bid himself on eBay for an autographed grill that he himself put up for auction. His friends and family had to finally intervene once they caught him trying to smoke one of his platinum albums. It seems that no one is safe from Lil Wayne mania... not even Lil Wayne.



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  1. Anonymous // October 29, 2008 at 11:20 AM  

    I am prone to agree with the tumor theory... having a tumor is a much more sexy disease than seborrhea.

    The play was The Women of Lockerbie by Deborah Brevoort. The next play is Of Thee I Sing, the Pulitzer Prize winner in Drama in 1933. Or 1932. The year is irrelevant.

    I hope there is a play based on Point Break. The technical aspects would be spectacular.

  2. Curvyrose // October 29, 2008 at 1:44 PM  

    Oh my, Lil' Wayne would need some time off wouldn't he...

    The hamster's name is Fredricksen, and he absolutly detests being called Freddy. And yes, it is REALLY cheap.